G Em C G I'm sorry mama, but I been drinkin again. C G D C Me and the old man got us a head start on the weekend. G Em C And rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's basement with all my G friends. C G D C Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten. Em G C G The walk home is gonna be a real shit show. Am G D C I'll be pickin up half smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road. Em G C G Then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light. Am G D C I'm gonna put the devil inside me asleep if it takes all night. G Em C G So lets get fucked up, and lets pretend we're all okay. C G D C And if you got something that you can't live with, save it for another day. G D G Save it for another day. 2nd verse is the same. G C I need a timeout, I need an escape from reality D C (Repeat once) Or else I need eternal darkness and death, I need an exit strategy. G D G So give me a Guiness, give me a keystone light, give me a kegger on a C friday night. G D C(repeat once) Give me anything, but another year in exile. G C D C I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now! G C D I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, God knows how many times I've said this C before, but I really don't feel like doing this anymore. G D G D So Andy lets turn into dirty old men. Close down the bar every night at the G Glen Rock inn. D G Talk about our grandkids as we stroke out grey beards. G D G Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of these years. C And I know there are bicycles waiting to ride, G But I could swear I heard voices on the other side. A C D Saying wait until you see the whites of their eyes.